一早醒来,在JAMES家....
JAMES:HEY,SLEEPY HEAD,YOU UP?懒虫,起床了
JACKS:WHAT TIME IS IT?几点啊?
JAMES:ALMOST NOOM.差不多中午了
JACKS:I'M AFRAID YOU'V GOT TO GO.MY FRIENDS COMING OVER FOR BRUNCH.我想你该走了,我的朋友要过来午餐(JACKS以为在自己家)
JAMES:WHAT? IN MY APPARTMENT?什么?在我这儿?
JACKS:!@#$%^&*....SORRY!
JAMES:3YEARS,YOU STILL TREAT ME LIKE A ONE-NIGHT STAND!3年了,你似乎还把我当作是一夜情!
JACKS:.......
在VOGUE工作室为模特拍照....
SASHA:OKEY,LADIES,ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER.OK,NOW JADE LOOK INTO BENG'S EYES,PLS.THANK YOU VERY MUCH....NO,WITH LOVE!好,女士们,手臂相互环绕,JADE看着BENG的眼睛...不,要充满爱意
JACKS:PANDORA,HOW'S IT GOING?PANDORA,这里进行的怎样了?
PANDORA:OH,YOU KNOW,JADE HATES BENG,BENG HATS JADE,AND SASHA HATES EVERYONE!
哦,你知道的,JADE 恨BENG,BENG也恨JADE,SASHA恨所有人...
JACKS和好友TALUALLAH见面....
TALUALLAH：WHO IS THAT?他是谁?
JACKS:SASHA'S ASSISTANT,HE'S GAY.SASHA的新助手,他是个GAY
TALUALLAH：HOW CAN YOU TELL?你怎么知道?
JACKS:TRUST ME,I HAVE BEST GAYDAR IN LONDON.THAT BOY GAY AS A GOOSE.相信我,全伦敦就数我看GAY的眼光最准确了.
TALUALLAH：LUCKY FUCKING GEESE.幸运的小同志!
JACKS和PETER讨论FALL IN LOVE....
JACKS:THAT MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL WAKE UP AND FEEL ...也许有天早晨我醒来的时候会觉得...
PETER:WHAT?觉得什么?
JACKS:IN LOVE!YOU KNOW,DIZZY,AND FEVERISH AND NAUSEOUS...坠入爱河啊,你知道,头晕,兴奋,神志不清...
PETER:THAT'S NOT LOVE,JACKS,IT'S THE FLU.那不是坠入爱河,那是流感
大家一起去参观FIN的LIFE AND DEATH EXHIBIT生命既死亡展览
PETER:I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE DEAD ANIMAL THING WAS 10YEARS AGO.我想这种动物死尸展览早在10年前就有了吧
JACKS:IN FORMALDEHYDE,YES.BUT FINLAY SAID THIS STUFF ISNT PRESERVED.IT ROTS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES.
浸泡在福尔马林液体里的是的,不过,FINLAY说这些没有被处理过,而是活生生在你眼前慢慢的腐烂.
PETER:NICE!WHERE IS FIN ANYWAY?SAY OUR HELLS BEFOR I TURN VEGAN.不错啊,那FIN他人在哪里啊?在我还没变成素食主义者之前向他问好!
FINLAY：TALUALLAH HAS VERY KINDLY ARGEED TO READ ONE OF HER POEMS.
TALUALLAH今天要为我们朗诵她的诗歌
PETER:GOD HELP US!上帝保佑!(看似TALUALLAH的诗歌并不受欢迎)
JACKS:I THINK IT'S SWEET.TALUALLAH WANTS TO BE SYLVIA PLATH.(SYLVIA PLATH小说家,执迷于探索死亡/自然)
我觉得挺不错啊,TALUALLAH一直希望成为像SYLVIA PLATH一样的诗人
PETER:WELL,SHE SHOUD FIND AN OVEN(SYLVIA PLATH用自家的炉子煤气自杀死亡)
那她应该��快先去找个炉子.
TALUALLAH开始念诗歌....
PETER:I'M NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS...看来我还得喝的醉点才听的下去啊...
PETER,JACKS,TALUALLAH一起午餐...
PETER:SPEAKING YOU BOYFRIEND,HOW IS HIS NAME?
说说你男友叫什么来着?
TALUALLAH:YOU MEAN FREEDOM?
你是说FREEDOM?
PETER:FREEDOM?WHAT KIND OF NAME IS FREEDOM?
FREEDOM?这算个什么名字啊?
TALUALLAH:JAMAICAN,DARLING.
他是个牙买加人,亲爱的
JACKS:WHY DIDN'T HE COME FOR BRUNCH?
那他为什么不一起来午餐?
TALUALLAH:WE HAD A ROW ABOUT HIS CAR.I TOLD HIM I DON'T GENERALLY GET INTO CARS THAT COST LESS THAN MY HANDBAG.AND HE ACCUSED ME OF BEING A SPOILED BITCH WHO IS ONLY IN LOVE WITH HIS SKIN COLOR.
我们为了车的事情吵了一架.我告诉他我不会去乘比我手提包还便宜的车的,他指责我是一个只爱他的肤色的娇生惯养的婊子
TALUALLAH,PETER去拍卖会的路上...
PETER:TALUALLAH,WHAT'S WRONG?你怎么啦,TALUALLAH?
TALUALLAH:FREEDOM HAS HAVING AN AFFAIR
FREEDOM有外遇了.
PETER:AN AFFAIR? YOU'VE ONLY GOING OUT FOR 2 WEEKS.WHO IS HE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH?
外遇?你们才认识2周啊?他怎么可能有外遇呢?是谁啊?
TALUALLAH:ME! I JUST FOUND OUT HE'S MARRIED.
是我!我发现他已经结婚了!
在拍卖会上...
TALUALLAH'S MOM:THIS IS KLAUS,THIS IS MY DAUGHTER TALUALLAH.
这是KLAUS,这是我女儿TALUALLAH
KLAUS:SO,YOU ARE HER DAUGHTER?你是她女儿?
TALUALLAH:ONLY BY BIRTH,DON'T HOLD IT AGAINEST ME.WHOEVER DESING THOESE HEELS MUST REALLY HETES WOMEN.她只是生了我而已,别拿这些说事!...谁设计了她的这双高跟鞋?一定恨透了女人!
KLAUS:I DESIGN THOSE HEELS!这鞋是我设计的!
TALUALLAH:AND THANK GOD YOU DID IT!OR MY MOTHER'S ARSE WOULD BE DUSTING THE FLOOR!哦,感谢上帝,多亏你设计了这双高跟鞋,不然我妈妈的屁股非得拖到地板上!
Love and Other Disasters
Maybe true love is a decision, a decision to take a chance with somebody. To give to somebody without worrying whether they’ll give anything back or if they’re gonna hurt you or if they really are the one.Maybe love isn’t something that happens to you. Maybe it’s something you have to choose.We should find out that true love is an event, not a proces
